"Oh, that would've been really awkward," Bob agrees sympathetically. He offers her the first of the cookies. "It was the middle of the night in the part of the world I was in, so there was, uh, some screaming when they woke up." He's just lucky they'd only been asleep and not having sex or something.

He pulls out his own cookie, remembering, "There screaming in the whole hostel, actually. Four other people just appeared in people's rooms, too."